Namaste to You Pendejo

 

It’s beyond me why God made Pendejos

Guess even she makes mistakes

And why so dag-blaned many

When just one is all that it takes?

 

I’m trying to love all God’s children

Although they drive me insane

So Namaste to you Pendejos

Jesus loves you shit fer brains

 

Well it’s right there in the good book

And the Buddha he said it too,

“Be nice to all them pendejos

they ain’t no dumber than you”

 

So I’m trying to love all God’s children

Although they drive me insane

So Namaste to you pendejos

Jesus loves you shit fer brains

 

It was just another motel morning

The bible lay next to my head

My guitar was cryin’ and to keep from dyin’

I crawled back to that bar room again

That bartender was a natural born shitwit

Didn’t know tonic from gin

Just to be clear I ordered two beers

And a bottle of Jack’s medicine

 

Now I’m drinking to all of God’s children

So I may be among them she saves

So Namaste to you pendejos

Jesus loves you shit fer brains

 

Do you think you can save my ass Jesus?

Buddha enlighten me please

I’ve looked east, west, north, and south

I’ve searched inside and out

Lord one thing seems crystal clear

We need no more pendejos down here

Can’t you keep them up in heaven Lord, or Give ‘em some wings?

Let them fly around and crash into things

…or just send them downstairs

Oh Lord, please hear my prayers

 

 

I was sinking to the bottom of the bottle

This angelic form without content appeared on the stool next to mine

She said, “The moon is in Venus, and I want your autograph”

Then she put her hand in mine

 

Sometimes aiming to do the right thing

Is like aiming to turn water to wine

I take aim but I miss, it goes something like this

I can turn beer into piss

 

But I’m trying to love all God’s children

So I may be among them she saves

So Namaste to me pendejo

Jesus loves me shit fer brains

Namaste to all us pendejos

Jesus loves all shit fer brains

 

Though it’s hard to believe

 

Namaste to all us pendejos

Jesus loves all shit fer brains

 

 

If The Singer is Female:

I was sinken’ to the bottom of the bottle

This angelic form devoid of content appeared on the stool beside mine

He was too young to even be in a bar room

A young buck so handsome and fine

He whispered that he’d just got new tires

And why don’t we blow this pop stand?

I had to give him an A+ for huevos

Plus I knew the ride would be grand!

 

Sometimes aiming to do the right thing…

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Keep the Change

 

Every morning I’m a fugitive

Sun comes up and tracks me down

The last thing I need first thing

Is to go another round

 

I’ve saved up all my “I don’t cares”

Now you might think it strange

I don’t care’s my currency

And you can keep the change

 

Everyday it’s the same thing

Gaggles, herds, and flocks

Jingle-brains and gooflings

Boss-men with little/tiny clocks

 

I might could suggest what they all can do

I just can’t say it on the radi-oo

 

I saved up all my “I don’t cares”

Now you might think it strange

I don’t care’s my currency

And you can keep the change

 

 

Now Grandpa’s gone and joined Al-Qaida

Grandma’s doing porn

The kids are all oblivious

Living in their phones

 

I might could say what they all can do

I just can’t say it on the radi-oo

 

I saved up all my “I don’t cares”

Now you might think it strange

I don’t care’s my currency

And you can keep the change

 

All day I’m a monkey

Pulling rabbits out of hats

Evenings I’m a cowgirl

Wranglin’ polecats down a psycho-path

 

I might could suggest what they all can do

I just can’t say it on the radi-oo

 

I saved up all my “I don’t cares”

Got me an armored truck

Drove them over to the bank

They grew into “I don’t give a fuck!”

Keep the change

Keep the change

 

 

I saved up for a rainy day

Got “I don’t cares” to give away

One for them and two for you

And a thousand more for every who

Keep the change

Keep the change

 

I saved up all my “I don’t cares”

Now you might think it strange

I don’t care’s my currency

And you can keep the change

Keep the change